I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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