How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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