Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
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Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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