My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
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i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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