hotel room ftw
You work out of a Hotel?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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