Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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