My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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