K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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