Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
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I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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