Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
we should paint friendship bongs
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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