Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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