what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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