You work out of a Hotel?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
It's never too late to be topless.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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