she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
We are all done wearing pants today
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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