watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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