Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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