what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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