sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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