you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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