i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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