just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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