well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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