was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
Randomize