Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We talked him into tasing himself.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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