what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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