In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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