woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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