Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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