handjob tips. give me some.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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