Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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