No stitches, just platelets and will power
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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