That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
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