stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
and i looked up. we had an audience...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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