You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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