Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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