you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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