pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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