The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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