she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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