And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
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I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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