I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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