Dual....:-)
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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