R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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