It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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