I just made out with a guy for $7.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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