i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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