just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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