weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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