I heard we made out
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I have already put on my inside pants.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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