He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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